Leomund's Tiny Brothel
(Alteration)

Range:  0
Components:  V, S, M
Duration:  5 hours + 1 hour per level
Casting Time:  3
Area of Effect:  15-foot diameter sphere
Saving Throw:  None

When this spell is cast, the wizard creates an unmoving, opaque, soundproof field of any desired colour around his person. Up to 7 other man-sized creatures can fit into the field with its creator, and these can freely pass into and out of the brothel without harming it, but if the spellcaster removes himself from it, the spell dissipate.
The temperature inside the hut is a cool 60?F, if the exterior temperature is between 0?F and 100?F. An exterior temperature below 0?F and above 100?F lowers or raises, respectively, the interior temperature on a 1-for-1 basis. The tiny brothel also provides protection against the elements, such as rain, dust, sandstorms, and the like. The hut can withstand any wind of less than hurricane force without being harmed, but wind force greater than that destroys it.
The interior of the hut is a hemisphere; the spellcaster can illuminate it dimly upon command, or extinguish the light as desired. The floor of the hut is soft and springy. Nice big cushy pillows are also in the brothel. The spellcaster can cause the brothel play soft romantic music upon command. Note that although the force field is opaque from the outside, it is transparent from within. Missiles, weapons, and most spell effects can pass through the hut without affecting it, although the occupants cannot be seen from outside the hut. The hut can be dispelled.
The material component for this spell is a small crystal bead that shatters when the spell duration expires or the brothel is dispelled, the hair of a prostitute, and a feather (duck feathers work best).

